Elizabeth Pfieffer and Shannen Miller Participate in Hand-to-Hand Combat Fight to the Death: Patriarchy Wins Anyways
The Golden Antlers presents 15 alternate headlines for the highly contentious article entitled “Don’t Like The Gender Gap?: Don’t Encourage It” published on the CMC Forum. Because, you know, we like a shit-storm of angry commenters as much as the next person.
CMC Admissions Office Touts “Real World Sexism Experience”
Number of CMC Transfer Applications to Scripps Triples
CMC is the ‘Real World’ Because Men
Don’t Like The Gender Gap?: Why Not Try the Gender Banana Republic!
CMC Female Students Predominantly Study in Kravis: Prefer Glass Ceiling
Scripps vs. CMC: Which is Breast?
Scripps Institute of Oceanography Perplexed by Influx of Hate Letters: Maintains That it Works With Fish of Both Genders
Don’t Like The Gender Gap?: You’re Going to Fucking Hate the Grand Canyon
Co-Ed CMC Still Whining Like Little Bitch
CMC Forum Receives More Traffic Than Amish Country For First Time
Breaking News: Girls Go To CMC?!?!
Douchebags Eagerly Await Catfight Between Authors: Jell-O Predicted
Southern Californian Private Liberal Arts Colleges Argue Over Who is More “Real”
- Dante Toppo CMC ’15, David Leathers CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15 Ellie McElvain SCR ’14, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Ben Turner CMC ’16
** Think you’re funnier than us? Post your alternate headlines in the comments section of this post. We dare you.
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In which, Shannon Miller makes CMC men all seem like sexists. Because we ALL hate women, right?
Right??
BASICALLY. tell me how it feels when you deal with it.
“CMC Female Students Predominantly Study in Kravis: Prefer Glass Ceiling”
OK I CAN DIE NOW BECAUSE IT JUST DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THAT
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