A Message To Our Applicants:
To our wonderful applicants — both young or old, and beautiful or funny. Thank you for taking the time to check in on our applications.
Our applications are currently closed, but they will be opening at the start of the Fall semester. Until then, train.
Here’s some questions that you shouldn’t expect to see on our application next semester:
Why is your Uber rating less than 5 stars?
Which Yung Lean quote is more important? “I don’t like party music. I like emotional music.” Or, “Yung Lean is like water: he’s always changing due to the temperature, how he’s feeling.”
What is the most impressive thing you realistically think you could steal?
Questions like these help us discern who’s souls are heaviest or lightest.
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to us at: thegoldenstagonline@gmail.com.
xoxo,
The GA Team
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