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2026 Fall
  • Quiz! Gabi Starr or Her Loud Little Dog?

    Quiz! Gabi Starr or Her Loud Little Dog?

    Andy F.
    October 21, 2026
    2026 Fall
    DIFFICULT, gabi starr, long walks on the quad, Quiz, RUFF BWOWO, ugly dog
  • Petition to Defund the Golden Antlers

    Petition to Defund the Golden Antlers

    Casey I
    October 14, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    cyprus as one unified body like ireland or god, defund, eat diego, erotica, nom nom nom, tsl x gantlers
  • Collins Was Cursed by a Wizard

    Collins Was Cursed by a Wizard

    Andy F.
    October 12, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    ancient ritual, cmc, cursed, wizard provocation
  • Opinion: You’re Protesting Wrong

    Opinion: You’re Protesting Wrong

    Andrew B.
    October 7, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    semantics, the battle of algiers, tips & trick, tips and tricks, woke
  • Pioneering Mudd Student Hospitalized After Using WD-40 as Lube

    Pioneering Mudd Student Hospitalized After Using WD-40 as Lube

    Diego M
    October 6, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    ooo ouch, oooouuuuccchh, ow ow ow ow ow, owowowowowowowow
  • Roommate Who Only Eats Chicken Nuggets Will Try Any Drug

    Roommate Who Only Eats Chicken Nuggets Will Try Any Drug

    Julia S.
    October 5, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    chimken nuggies, heroin sauce, the war on nugs, vegans who eat chicken only in nugget form
  • “I Fucking Hate Food,” Bob Robinson Releases New Statement

    “I Fucking Hate Food,” Bob Robinson Releases New Statement

    Andrew B.
    September 29, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    chairs, eating the CI’s lunch, kicking, nom nom nom nom, pomona college dining
  • The Golden Antlers Switches From Satire to Erotica

    The Golden Antlers Switches From Satire to Erotica

    Helaina K.
    September 26, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    5c stands for cumming five times, publication smut, reunify ireland, sexy sexy satire, tsl just text us back already
  • New Update for Writing Tutors!

    New Update for Writing Tutors!

    Luke C.
    September 25, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    5c, Tutor, update, writing
  • Best Ways to Destroy DNS (Department of Natural Sciences)

    Best Ways to Destroy DNS (Department of Natural Sciences)

    Eleanor Y.
    September 24, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
    Balls, DNS, pitzer, The Nucleus
  • Golden Antlers Also Banned from White House

    Golden Antlers Also Banned from White House

    Julia S.
    September 23, 2026
    2026, 2026 Fall
  • Leap Into Leadership Schedule Leaked

    Leap Into Leadership Schedule Leaked

    Julia S.
    September 21, 2026
    2026 Fall
    fuck your saturday, leading by example?, mandatory fun, stock unrendered photo, two people putting a puzzle piece together
  • Milk and Honey Closure a Sobering Reminder Pomona Only 11th Largest Endowment Per Capita

    Milk and Honey Closure a Sobering Reminder Pomona Only 11th Largest Endowment Per Capita

    Diego M
    September 17, 2026
    2026 Fall
    Oat Milk and Wokey, Pilk and Honey, Silk and Funny, Water and Sugar
  • I Ate Shit on CMC’s New Anti-Skate Blocks

    I Ate Shit on CMC’s New Anti-Skate Blocks

    Shelby T.
    September 15, 2026
    2026 Fall
    eat shitting, gringo blobs, lurking as a concept and practice, ouch!, shit eating, the dudley administration, wasian blobs, white blobs
  • Dear Outlook, What The Fuck Do You Think I’m Trying to Spell?

    Dear Outlook, What The Fuck Do You Think I’m Trying to Spell?

    Camille D.
    September 14, 2026
    2026 Fall
    #bigbillgates, #dunce, #jeremyrenner, #outlook, #speling
  • It’s Hot Out!

    It’s Hot Out!

    Andy F.
    September 11, 2026
    2026 Fall
    climate change, flames beautiful flames, hell, it’s so fucking hot
  • Today, We Do NOT Write Satire

    Today, We Do NOT Write Satire

    The Golden Antlers
    September 10, 2026
    2026 Fall
    cmc, counting, gang violence, kirk, kirkiversary, lifestyle, not counting, period blood, scripps
  • Seaman Hall to Be Renamed Squirt Hall, Honoring 50 Years of Women at CMC

    Seaman Hall to Be Renamed Squirt Hall, Honoring 50 Years of Women at CMC

    Diego M
    September 8, 2026
    2026 Fall, CHANGE THE FUCKING CATEGORY
    50 years of women at cmc, california drought, cmc, lifestyle, squirt, women
  • Pick Me? CGU Initiates Lockdown

    Pick Me? CGU Initiates Lockdown

    Diego M
    August 30, 2026
    2026 Fall, CHANGE THE FUCKING CATEGORY
    Attention Seeker, CGU, CGU x Gabi Starr, CGU x Pomona, incest but its fine, lockdown, self-immolation
  • First Years! Here’s What You REALLY Need to Know About The 5Cs

    First Years! Here’s What You REALLY Need to Know About The 5Cs

    Andrew B.
    August 27, 2026
    2026 Fall
    5c, cmc, CMC IS THE BEST SCHOOL HAHAHAH, eating, gabby starr’s car, harvey mudd, illiterate pomona, Mudder’s Who Shower, Mudders Who Shower Are Real, pitzer, Pitzer police, pomona, scripps
  • Hello! Welcome to Campus! We Love You! Live in a Forced Triple!

    Hello! Welcome to Campus! We Love You! Live in a Forced Triple!

    Diego M
    August 24, 2026
    2026 Fall
    48 reasons to go to pomona, Chirp Chirp, Forced triple, lifestyle, pomona, Roommate, sexy roommate, threesome (pomona), threesome (social), trifecta
  • Scrippsie Hard Launches Mom

    Scrippsie Hard Launches Mom

    Andrew B.
    May 10, 2026
    2026 Spring
    freud, hard launch, maternal monogamy, mother’s day, scripps college
  • Pirate Party Mostly Landlubbers

    Pirate Party Mostly Landlubbers

    Andy F.
    May 6, 2026
    2026 Spring
    cmc, in my yo hoe era, pirate party, YAARRGGHH
  • Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    The Golden Antlers
    May 4, 2026
    2026 Spring
    cmc, kravis center, lifestyle, stinky, turning point usa
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