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ABC Agent Attempts to Justify Pomona Student Arrest by Dressing as ICE Agent for Halloween

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November 1, 2026

The agent claims random abduction is key to the integrity of his costume, and is set to give the Pomona College commencement speech in 2028. Avis Hinkson is set to violate FERPA once more during graduation.

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October 31, 2026

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October 30, 2026

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On-Campus Jobs Now Require a Purple Heart, Guinness World Record, and Availability Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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October 29, 2026

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