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  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    The Golden Antlers
    April 28, 2026

    Following the announced demolition of South Campus Brutalist sex dungeon and upscale eatery Oldenborg, the Pomona College Class of 2029 is in dire need of places to live. Fortunately, Pomona Admin is offering new study abroad opportunities for these stupid, poor, ugly, homeless rising sophomores.  Tent Farm in Skid Row Amenities: BYOB (and everything else) […]

  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Casey I

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    April 27, 2026
    bugself, capitalism vs. malala, evil liberal agenda, evil-bay-area-professor, gender and womens studies, liberal agenda, lifestyle, malala, Malalamaxxxing, opinion, septum piercing, yummy yummy frank ninth hamburger

  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Daisy S.

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    April 24, 2026
    acapella, acapellam’s razor, harvey mudd, sometimes i think my piano is alive, unappreciated talent

  • Whoops! All White!!

    Whoops! All White!!

    Dan I.

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    April 23, 2026
    axe & grind, dei, problematic diva, tsl

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  • 3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    April 21, 2026
    Andrew B.
  • “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    April 20, 2026
    Luke B.
  • Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    April 17, 2026
    Eleanor Y.
  • Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    April 16, 2026
    Diego M
  • Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    April 15, 2026
    Camille D.
  • Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Open Letter to the New CMC President

    April 14, 2026
    Shelby T.
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EDITORS’ PICKS

  • The Loaning Tree

    AJ Moore
    2020 Spring
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    Harrison Chapin
    2021 Fall
  • Flowchart: Are You Allowed to Ask Them to Have Facetime Sex?

    Julia Foodman
    2020 Spring
  • Guy at Liquor Land Really Going to Miss the Class of 2015

    The Golden Antlers
    2014 Spring
  • Review & Critical Analysis: Pomona’s Midsummer Night’s Dream

    Megan M.
    2018 Spring

FEATURED TOPIC: OPINION

  • Students In Jack Pitney’s Congress Simulation Class Taking Themselves Way Too Seriously

    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
  • Op-Ed: Pitzer College has Been Grading Us for the Past Three and a Half Years. My Thoughts on Judgment-Gate.

    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
  • OP-ED: Why Won’t Student Health Services Help my Bleeding Puddy?

    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
  • TSL Op-ed: Feminists Need To Focus On Wiping Men’s Asses For Them

    Eleanor Henderson
    2021 Spring
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    Eamon Morris
    2021 Spring

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