Sad! Captain Davey Jones was disappointed to discover he was the only actual pirate at Pirate Palooza.  “Yaaaarrggh!” Exclaimed a saddened Captain Jones. “I expected other scallywags and rapscallions at a parrrrty for pirates. Instead there only be wenches in bikinis and landlubbers without shirts. My locker wasn’t even there!”  Jones, who is best known […]